My encounter with the fairy god mother

Bullied at school, I ended up a manic depressive prone to extreme mood swings.
I was living the bad life, alone in my council flat on the dole, wasting my days in a fantasy world and self love.
Then one day I had a vision, it was my fairy god mother.

She talked to me, Padraig Caughey
, Padraig Caughey, Padraig Caughey, get up you lazy fat little sad git.
Padraig Caughey